The Name's Pest

MY NAME'S KAIMING AND I LOVE TO BULL-SHIT;ALOT!

OkOk,here's how it starts.I'm like freaking close to the end of the O-levels.

I got nothing to do.
I got no time to watch porn.

I got alot of time to go out(Getting Boring)

I got a boner and i don't know what to deal with it.

I feel freaking retarded.

I am going through PMS(occasionally)

I think i'm going retarded.

SOO,I TURNED TO BLOGGING TO BLOG STUFF ABOUT MY UPCOMING SHIT STORIES AND

EXA-A--G--E-RA--TIONS

(okay i admit i don't know how to spell the word;criticize me if you want)

Lets Start Off With How I Look Like;In A Time-Line Sortta-Offff Thoing

secondary 1 ( 13Years Old)

OKAY,THAT WAS A BAD START....CURSING MYSELF TO BE A FAT-ASS BURGER ONLINE..TSK....BUT WHO CARES? THATS WHAT I AM;A FAT-ASS MOTHERFCKER WHOSE GONNA FCKING FAT UP YOUR FACE(okok,too vulgar..let me change it)

OKAY,THAT WAS A BAD START....CURSING MYSELF TO BE A FAT-ASS BURGER ONLINE..TSK....BUT WHO CARES?THATS WHAT I AM;A FAT-ASS TOMBRAIDER WHOSE GONNA FREAKING DIG DEEP DOWN INTO YOUR CREATOR'S GRAVE(for the noobs who don't get it....STEP ONE STEP BACK SLOWLY...AND F*CKING JERK YOURSELF TILL THE COWS COME HOME!!!!)

Okay,back to where we were;lets cut come time off and lemme show u a picture of me now..most recent ones...

OKAY,ENOUGH ABOUT ME,well now about my friends,the main people i hang out with are.......

-OL's My One And Only Gypsy Baby

-Alicia's My TongGirl

-Estelle's My XiaoPP

-Vanessa's My Dragon Wonderland

-Yun Xiang's My Rock

-Victoria's My JawDropper

-Kenze's My Bitch

-Rashid's My Second Bitch

-KaiMing's My Own Bitch

-Cameron's My Sexy Wife

-Jimson's My Lame Bitch

-Jordan's My DJmax Trainer

-Nicholas's My Personal Masturbator

HAHAHA,THERE'S MORE THOUGH...BUT NOT TO WORRY THEY ARE ALWAYS IN MY TOILET BOWL AND YOU SHALL DIG IN TO FIND THEM.

OH,AND YEA I MAKE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE.

MY LINKS ARE:

http://www.youtube.com/kskaii (MAIN)

http://www.youtube.com/gnimiak (PATHETIC)

http://www.youtube.com/whatthelek (NO VIDEOS YET;BUT SOON)