TAHT WONK I;REKCUF A M'I

SOMETIMES I IMAGINE YOU'RE THERE AND BLOW A FREAKING 12-GAUGE UP INTO YOUR GINORMOUS NOSTRILS!!!!

YES I SAID IT.

&

ACTING CAUCASIAN AND STUFF

REALLY ISN'T GONNA HELP YOU THAT MUCH

SO

I Helped You By Making A List Of Things You Should So.

FIRSTLY FIND A CORNER IN YOUR ROOM(oh wait you're too stupid and don't know whats a corner)

Well....

A CORNER IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN "JUST JERK OFF"

&

SECONDLY BUY A POST-STIK NOTE AND PASTE IN ON YOUR FOREHEAD(btw forehead is a place where people look at it and they see nothing.JUST LIKE YOU)

yes yes yes

LASTLY BEFORE YOU PASTE IT THERE WRITE THE WORDS WHICH DESCRIBE YOURSELF THEN FIND A MIRROR AND LOOK INTO IT AND SEE WHETHER YOU CAN READ THOSE WORDS PROPERLY.

cause if you can't;then i'm sorry thats NOT YOU.

ITS JUST LIKE HOW YOU'RE THINKING HIGHLY OF YOURSELF NOW WHICH IN FACT IS NOT REAL!!!

-FACE IT-

everybody has to reflect one day.

*THIS POST WAS DONE IN SHEER MADNESS,DON'T GET TOO INTO IT

SMILE.HAHA

WHAT I WANT!!!

Hmmmm What I Want? I WANT... ... ...

-iPhone

-Wii

-Guitar Hero

-xBoX 360

-DJmax3 Black Square

-Flying V Electronic Guitar

-Good O Level Grades

-A GirlFriend

-Make More Friends

-A GirlFriend For My Pet Cool

-Go On Holiday With Friends

-Hug Somebody

-A Korean Babe

-No More Pimple

-Grow Taller

-Loose 5More Kilograms

-Learn To Fight Like A Ninja

-Save A Girl From Something

-Money

-Faster Hands To Play DJmax

-My Prom To Go Smoothly

-Somebody To Share My Thoughts With

-Somebody To Laugh With Me

-Somebody Who Is Crazy Like Me

-Somebody Which Beauty Comes From Within

-Somebody Who Will Ignore My Shaved Head

-My Hair To Grow Back

-More Bostehs In The World

-Find That GirlFriend And Make Her Be Forever

-Make At Least One Person To Smile/Laugh Per Hour

-Try To Do A BackFlip In Mid-Air

-Do Sky Diving

-Carry Someone;Preferably My Future GirlFriend In A Plastic Bag

-Run Around Naked

-Make My Tongue Reach My Nose

-Do Magic

-Take Inspirational Shots

-Go Clubbing

-My Friends To Love Me Good/Bad

-Enemies To Turn To Allies And Allies To Our Lives

-Stop People From Hating Each Other Even If They Had A Valid Reason

-Spend More Time With My Family

-Tell My Family I Love Them Every Morning

-Someone To Talk To

&

-SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO BE IN MY LIFE

Modeling For FHM

I DUNNO IF WHO SHE WAS;BUT SHE LOOKED FAMILIAR....

SHE WAS A with GROUP OF MINAHS(malay-girl gangsters)

very fierce,in fact i nearly got beaten up by here.Very Scary...

-WANTED-

for selling melamine near Haji Lane(please take note)

REWARD:$5 KOPITIAM VOUCHER

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okok,back to me...this is me modeling for FHM's new cover..

"MUSIC IS HOT"

SO AM I!!!

Hahahaha,yea.....told u

for enquiries call: 1800-i'm-hot
-NOT INTERESTED IN OTHER CONTRACTS;MY BOSS WOULD KILL ME-

THIS WAS MY PREVIOUS ISSUE;SALES SUCKED AND I WAS HOPING I COULD ADVERTISE IT HERE ON BLOGSPOT FOR A GOOD OFFER.LETS SAY $12.50 PER COPY?WITH A MEMBERSHIP AND A FREE SUPPLY OF THE LATEST CONDOMS FROM JAPAN.

MY BFFs(BUTT-FUGLY FRIENDS)

HEY,THESE ARE MY BFFs...

(Me And Alicia)

INFO:

-80% Melamine

-She Likes To Miss-Call

-My TengTeng

(Estelle And Me)

INFO:

-she loves anime

-my cosplay partner

-loves aloe-vera drink

(IgnoreD 2 Me And Yun Xiang)

-martha and cameron are the 2

-he is a rock

-half-closed eyes

-rawrr!!!

(Vanessa And Me)-i owe her alot of money/she loves to imagine..ALOT..

FULL STOP

What The Lek! The Blacks?

Yesterday I Went Out With A Bunch Of My Homies...

i was told to wear all black as they wanted to take photos..

and soo i did and yes,IT WAS BLOODY HOT as i left house early in the freaking hot sun..when i stepped out of my sun i could feel the sun's rays reaching in between my legs and grappling my poor little manhoods like an eagle swooping down hard onto its prey(SUCKER)..hahahaha.

Me and my china friend(alicia) apparently she's made of 80%melamine..which is of course because she came from a 1-dollar tong-machine which i had to try like only 1 time cause she was how to say "common" and yea i met up with her 1st to go to Haji Lane to go to a place called "HOUSE OF JAPAN" which then in turn to my horror turned out to be "HOUSE OF INDIA" in disguise.

LIKE WHAT THE LEK????

yes...yes we didn't spend much time there and we left a.s.a.p due to the special "aura" floating in the air around there.So we left the place in like...less den 15minutes to go to streets for a photoshoot(haven't got the picts yet) which was like.....

SOO..WHAT THE LEK!!!!

cause it was hot and i don't like hot..hot sucks like bigs times tos mes mans!!!!!

then we went to grab a bottle of snapple carried on with more acts of vanity which pulverised my awesome shooting skills.and we then went on to meet the soo called "3OTHERBLACKS"..which apparently only 2(Rashida & Najata) of them were and the other 1(my boss;Iqbalia) was in some other weird colour which i dont know

THEREFORE I CAME TO A CONCLUSION THAT;YES..HE IS COLOR-BLIND(joking)

DON'T CHALLENGE ME IN ANYTHING RASHID CAUSE I WILL STILL WIN..LOOK AT MY HEIGHT GOD-DAMN-IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

FROM THIS PICT YOU CAN SEE ME;MONK;SHAOLIN;AVATAR;BOTAK;PRISONER;EX-CONVICT AND TONG-GIRL(MY STUPS TENG TENG)

YES,I'M A DJ

bunch of dumbasses

AND YEA THATS IT.

The Name's Pest

MY NAME'S KAIMING AND I LOVE TO BULL-SHIT;ALOT!

OkOk,here's how it starts.I'm like freaking close to the end of the O-levels.

I got nothing to do.
I got no time to watch porn.

I got alot of time to go out(Getting Boring)

I got a boner and i don't know what to deal with it.

I feel freaking retarded.

I am going through PMS(occasionally)

I think i'm going retarded.

SOO,I TURNED TO BLOGGING TO BLOG STUFF ABOUT MY UPCOMING SHIT STORIES AND

EXA-A--G--E-RA--TIONS

(okay i admit i don't know how to spell the word;criticize me if you want)

Lets Start Off With How I Look Like;In A Time-Line Sortta-Offff Thoing

secondary 1 ( 13Years Old)

OKAY,THAT WAS A BAD START....CURSING MYSELF TO BE A FAT-ASS BURGER ONLINE..TSK....BUT WHO CARES? THATS WHAT I AM;A FAT-ASS MOTHERFCKER WHOSE GONNA FCKING FAT UP YOUR FACE(okok,too vulgar..let me change it)

OKAY,THAT WAS A BAD START....CURSING MYSELF TO BE A FAT-ASS BURGER ONLINE..TSK....BUT WHO CARES?THATS WHAT I AM;A FAT-ASS TOMBRAIDER WHOSE GONNA FREAKING DIG DEEP DOWN INTO YOUR CREATOR'S GRAVE(for the noobs who don't get it....STEP ONE STEP BACK SLOWLY...AND F*CKING JERK YOURSELF TILL THE COWS COME HOME!!!!)

Okay,back to where we were;lets cut come time off and lemme show u a picture of me now..most recent ones...

OKAY,ENOUGH ABOUT ME,well now about my friends,the main people i hang out with are.......

-OL's My One And Only Gypsy Baby

-Alicia's My TongGirl

-Estelle's My XiaoPP

-Vanessa's My Dragon Wonderland

-Yun Xiang's My Rock

-Victoria's My JawDropper

-Kenze's My Bitch

-Rashid's My Second Bitch

-KaiMing's My Own Bitch

-Cameron's My Sexy Wife

-Jimson's My Lame Bitch

-Jordan's My DJmax Trainer

-Nicholas's My Personal Masturbator

HAHAHA,THERE'S MORE THOUGH...BUT NOT TO WORRY THEY ARE ALWAYS IN MY TOILET BOWL AND YOU SHALL DIG IN TO FIND THEM.

OH,AND YEA I MAKE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE.

MY LINKS ARE:

http://www.youtube.com/kskaii (MAIN)

http://www.youtube.com/gnimiak (PATHETIC)

http://www.youtube.com/whatthelek (NO VIDEOS YET;BUT SOON)